After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

I don't understand the fashion industry and the appeal of it. I understand that there are some people who think it's important to them, and they're designers, they're artists, but there seems to be a disproportionate amount of our culture that's caught up in that and the red carpet stuff. It seems like there's a disproportionate amount of attention placed on that.

The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some creative fulfillment, which you do on a nightly basis as a comedian, it's hard to give that up just to be the wacky neighbor on a show.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

I love sleep. I need sleep. We all do, of course. There are those people that don't need sleep. I think they're called 'successful.

That's my private business. Besides, the perception is that people that believe in God are stupid.

Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."