But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the maleโs contribution to life, itโs kind of embarrassing, really.
Jim GaffiganIt's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.
Jim GaffiganYou can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
Jim Gaffigan