But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.

I love standup comedians. I really do.

I don't curse on stage, but I feel like I curse more because I have kids and in front of my kids. Not intentionally.

I grew up in Sheepshead Bay.

You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."