When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.
Jim GaffiganI realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.
Jim GaffiganI love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
Jim Gaffigan