There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy.

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.

Holidays are also an opportunity for kids to unlearn every good habit they've learned during the rest of the year. They don't go to school. They get to stay up past their bedtime. They get candy and presents for doing nothing. Childhood utopia.