There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.

I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.

You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

I've been doing stand-up for so long, I think 19 years, that I love topics I can also expand on. Once I identify a topic like, say, seafood, which is a big one right now, it's like there are different kinds of tangents I can go on to build a larger chunk.

The ridiculousness and idiocy of life is embraced and examined. It nurtures the childhood perspective in everyone.