Most of my material is , it doesn't necessarily involve a lot of editing. So even the show with the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, I don't have to worry about some of the material being inappropriate.

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There's a certain level of undeniability you can work toward.

After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

I do have some Catholic stuff that is done from the perspective of an ignorant Catholic. But other than that, topic-wise, there's nothing really filthy.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'