Most of my material is , it doesn't necessarily involve a lot of editing. So even the show with the World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, I don't have to worry about some of the material being inappropriate.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.