When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

I never went to church when I was in college, either.

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?

Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.