I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy.

I should clarify that anyone that goes onstage and makes strangers laugh is insane. So I am insane.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.

My new years resolution? I will be less laz.

Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'