When you have five little kids, you're not going to open Mindy Kaling's latest book. You're playing with your kids.
Jim GaffiganIt is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."
Jim GaffiganThere is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters.
Jim GaffiganLean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
Jim Gaffigan