I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

I went to a Catholic University and there's something about being a Catholic-American. You know, St. Patrick's Day is, I'm Irish-Catholic. There's alcoholism in my family. It's like I've got to be Catholic, right?

You could say that to the pope. I want to talk to you about Jesus. He'd be like, easy, freak.

I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

The idea of being a practicing Catholic, it's - for me, it's like - I need a lot of practice, you know what I mean?

The idea of having a large family, I definitely had a romantic notion of it.