I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.

Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant.

My faith kind of keeps me in touch with the idea that I'm not in control of things.

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.

I didn't choose to be the guy who talks about the mundane - it's just who I am and it's what kind of works for me.