I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me.

My faith is very personal. It's not something that I want to project on other people.

I like to stay in a hotel where it's a dome of silence. I can sit in my room and do nothing.

Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.

Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.

I just want to be known as funny.