I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent.

Be more assertive with what you want to do.

My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

It's not as if ten years ago, we were like, 'I wish I could take low quality photos of my dessert.'

There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian.

I'd really like to promote my increasing consumption of bacon.