There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of a room full of strangers. Based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy."

No matter how you feel about your extended family or family gatherings you will be attending. This is because now the ultimate reason for attending family gatherings is for your children to have the time of their lives with their cousins. Little kids love their cousins. I’m not being cute or exaggerating here. Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. If little kids had a People magazine, cousins would be on the cover. Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be. “Are the cousins going to be there? Fun!

I think stand-up comedy is this - it's this kind of indulgence and narcissism.

Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"