There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

We all take Mother's Day seriously and then it's like a month later, a bunch of kids get together and say, "I guess we should do this for the old man, too." Father Day's is weird. It's like celebrating Darth Vader's birthday. It's odd I think. Even the gifts we give dads. Like neckties, which are just like a silk noose. Or books. Would you ever want someone from another generation to give you a book?

How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.