I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

My children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.

There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong.

We tend to outdo ourselves.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.