Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.

Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

I grew up in a Catholic family in the Midwest. And I knew people of different faiths and people that were atheists and people that were agnostic.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

People need to write articles and they need to have angles in them and I'm grateful when people are doing articles, but I always say there's not a great mystery to stand-up comedy.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.