I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.

I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won't laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who's died from cancer.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Can't punch women in the face!

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.