Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

I have tried reading the Bible but that's a tough read there. I watch a lot of religious documentaries. I have a keen interest in religion for someone who's not religious.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. You cast your own show as a stand-up comedian. When you get good at stand-up comedy you book a theater and if people show up, people show up. If people don't show up, people don't show up. You don't have a director or a casting agent or anybody saying if you're good enough - the audience will decide.