There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.