There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.

I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.