Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.

People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary.

From now on, anyone raped at Penn State should just tell Joe Paterno's statue. It couldn't help you any less than the real Joe would have.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.

People are just self-centered-it's all about them. And we're telling people it's okay to be 'all about you' because you're a victim and it's not your fault. That's why society has gotten more and more belligerent and selfish.

I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.