Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.