Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous.