The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me.

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.