The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Governments mostly don't do much. And you've also got to understand the level of incompetence out there. Nobody knows what they're doing. They just pose and act as if they know and walk through life and get away with it.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks.

Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?

Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base.

Don't call me a journalist; I hate the word. It's pretentious!