And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are that loyal.

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

With you, I would walk anywhere

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.