And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, and I learned much from both of their styles.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.