Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

I'm growing older, but not up.