Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.