A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
England produces the best fat actors.
He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime