A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.
Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.
England produces the best fat actors.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.