Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.