Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

It is the best of all games for me. It frequently escapes from the pattern of sport and assumes the form of a virile ballet. It is purer than any dance because the actions of the players are not governed by music or crowded into a formula by a director. The movement is natural and unrehearsed and controlled only by the unexpected flight of the ball.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

England produces the best fat actors.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.