Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

England produces the best fat actors.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom.

Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.