[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.