Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.