Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.