Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong