Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?