Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.