It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

That's the conditions that prevail!

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!