Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.

We're into tech stuff, gadgets, phones, video games. We'll treat a video game premiere like a movie premiere. I'm just going to be honest with what I like and what I do. What I enjoy. We're not going to hide the fact that people are on the Internet all day. I think a lot of shows don't really mention that.

Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain.

Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

You run on the treadmill. But you need to stop watching The Food Network when you're doing it. That is how you torture yourself.

Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously