I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

Nutrition makes me puke.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.