I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.