Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else

I was a strict disciplinarian, perhaps too strict at times, but my God, without discipline what is life?

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?