Learn to breathe, learn to speak, but first... learn to feel.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

Then there's that 'You're only as old as you feel' business, which is true to a point, but you can't be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you're old.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.