If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.