It's not a crime to get drunk.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our idea of ourselves. They uplift the human spirit. That's why horror films never even get nominated.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.