It's not a crime to get drunk.

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

It's not a crime to get drunk.