Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our idea of ourselves. They uplift the human spirit. That's why horror films never even get nominated.