Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, and I wouldn't be surprised if they passed him over again. He'll get one of The Oscars they give you at the end of your life because they feel guilty for never giving you an Oscar.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.