Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our idea of ourselves. They uplift the human spirit. That's why horror films never even get nominated.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.