Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.