The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.

My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?" "I'd like to make a suggestion," Metkovich said. "On any ball hit to center field, let's just let it roll to see if it might go foul."

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.