If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

People for the most part can smell lies.

There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.

One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.