One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I think stand is better now than it's ever been. I think it's the greatest time ever to do standup comedy.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.