One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?