One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you're used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.