People for the most part can smell lies.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.