To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.