When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I love coming to D.C. I think it's a very unusual city. It's so fascinating that it's this weird place that everything thinks of as the capital of the country, there is so much international business, political stuff that is connected to that part of the country that it has a very charred atmosphere.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.