Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

You could smell my ass from mars.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.