Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.