If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna stay on that road because you are attached to an ideology. It could be a terrible road, but you stick with it regardless of rational thinking.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.

People do always try to smoke pot with me. But I think some of those people are cops.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.