I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.