Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.