What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith - and that nothing has to be proven.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.