What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the setting. And the writing and the execution and the characters are GREAT on (Everybody Loves Raymond).

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.