The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

You do what you're supposed to do, but you have to be honest about what they're doing. When you do a comedy show on a network the problem is there are going to be a bunch of people who aren't comedians that are going to tell you what's funny.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.