The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

Comedy shows in D.C. are so much fun. I think because of the intense area that is connected to politics that people need, they need their down time. D.C. audiences are almost universally praised by comedians.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

A comic, all they have to do is, if you do something funny in a comedy club and you put it up on you tube, it might get a million hits! All it needs to do is resonate with one person who sends it to their friends, who sends it to other people, and before you know it, it has spread virally and BOOM! All of a sudden that person has a name.