If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.
When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show for an hour - it's a big difference. It's annoying - your feet hurt, your back hurts - it's just not the most comfortable way to see stand-up comedy.
Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in...... Brazilian JiuJitsu
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.