I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?