I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

Like any tool [drugs] can help you or hurt you.

I was like, "This is a new thing that the gay people have decided? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life." You can't do that. You can't decide that a word is forbidden now collectively amongst your group of human beings, that the word is a slanderous evil nasty word about homosexuals. It's not, the word doesn't mean that. And sometimes it's a good word to use in comedy. That's what your friend has to realize when he's at a bar just yelling out the word.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.