I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.

Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want to understand you... There's no natural behaviour. Everyone is wearing clothes they don't want to wear. Everybody is showing up and doing something they don't want to do. They have no connection to it. That's the problem with our society.

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there's always some dumb cop out there who says "We don't need another legal drug and there's psychological addiction and blah blah blah."