You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now.

I brought something back from those experiences [with drugs] which made me softer, open to other ideas. And I've learned from listening to other people talk about their experiences, from listening to Bill Hicks or reading Terrence McKenna or Aldous Huxley and Timothy Leary. But there's always some dumb cop out there who says "We don't need another legal drug and there's psychological addiction and blah blah blah."

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

People love to see people fall.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.