To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

I don't really like actors. Actors are like terrible comedians with no punch lines. It's all about them. They talk about themselves all the time. They bore the sh - t out of you.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.