A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.