Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.