A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.